Coca-Cola — If you see that we can take a joke, will you like us better? And look how we mock Pepsi! We dish it as weel as we can take it!
Pizza Hut — A good medium for professing your ideology…if you’re full of shit.
Budweiser — The premium choice for lying, scheming alcoholics everywhere.
BlackBerry — The drug mule of the 21st century.
Mercedes-Benz — Preferred car of drug ring kingpins and baseball enthusiasts everywhere; especially for storing whores in the trunk. Just remember: don’t steal one!
One of the industry’s more egregious offenders: Transformers (Michael Bay, 2007)
Film reviews, far off the 5-star scale.
American Express — The card of sleazy, adulterous philanderers everywhere.
American Airlines — They appreciate your loyalty…when you’re really really really really really really really really really really loyal.
Hertz — Oh, not a #1 Gold Card member? Don’t even talk to me. So help me I will spit on you.
Ever wondered what your favorite films are trying to tell you about various products, brands, and companies? Fret no more! I’ve got the heavy lifting covered.
That’s right. I’m here to make the subliminal into the superliminal, the covert into the overt, the subtle into anything but.
Send suggestions / additions / corrections to sully@cobaltnovember.com.
